Kenneth has traced his family tree back to the ancient egyptians; a race who, historians believe, used to worship bespectacled radio presenters with unusually shaped bodies.
Compared to the ancient egyptians, Kenneth is very young. Surprisingly so to many, especially considering his academic and actual achievements. For instance, Kenneth is fluent in over 1500 languages and so wherever he goes, his nationality is often mistaken; recently a newsagent asked him if he was from another planet - he was actually born in Lewes, East Sussex which at least goes some way to explaining his peculiar walk.